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IDK why but this just made me think of Dodgeball.
"Who's Steve the Pirate?"
"Literally the only player on the team that dresses up like a pirate?"
"We have a player that dresses up like a pirate?!"
"Well then who will I share all this treasure with"
Arrrrr????
Curse your sudden - but inevitable - betrayal!
Oh wait, wrong property.