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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor.

He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

I can only hope I'll be so lucky.

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