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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Wytch@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms

[โ€“] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

~Awkward clapping~