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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Just like "cis", "weird" will be censored on xitter"

-- Elon Musk (mars genii)

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"XXXXX Al" Yankovic in shambles

[–] Trubble@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago

just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.