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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The only computer most huamns have ever used is a smart phone.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

this makes me sad

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

If you're under 20 and/or not in the US or Europe, probably.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I have some news about worldwide demographics

[–] teddy2021@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Canada: "Am I a joke to you?"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, and you pay with monopoly money

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well the Canadians have see-through plastic money. It's the Americans who have money printed on pieces of old bed sheet.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I feel like plastic is a downgrade from linen

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I used my first computer around 2004. I was under 20, and not in the US or Europe (uhh... Morocco is literally 14km from Spain so it's close enough, right?)

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Morocco is close enough, its in that same weird area as Caucasian countries where it isnt in Europe but its close enough to benefit from Europe.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Weird coincidence: all of them participated in Eurovision at one point. Yes, even Morocco.