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Arsehole to interview twat (newsthump.com)

submitted 3 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The real question is who will first sniff the chair of the other? I'm betting Elon sniffs Trump's chair, then Trump sniffs Elon's chair, then Vance comes last.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Vance is the footrest. His opportunity comes after everyone else leaves.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vance is still trying to get off the couch.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Bold of you to assume he reciprocates.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Then the janitor actually gets on stage last, because once Vance is gone those chairs need to be thrown away, preferably incinerated.