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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 181 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how “normal” JD would think bodily autonomy was if he suddenly lost his?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Someone will have to take one for the team and breed JD Vance

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I guarantee you Vance would fucking love mpreg hentai.

[–] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don’t kink shame. He’s a piece of shit regardless of his sexual proclivities.

[–] draneceusrex@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Correct. It's ok for him to have a thing for couches. It's not ok for him to disenfranchise women of their agency to make a choice for their own lives and bodies.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

I'm not criticizing him by saying he'd like mpreg.

I wish he would just enjoy tf and mpreg smut instead of channeling his bullshit on to the rest of us.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

you go get a speculum, I'll grab the turkey baster.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Just put some chocolate and a rubber on the couch and let jd take his course...

[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"castrate all couch fuckers"