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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They really seem to not care about anything other than the migrants.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“But they will take my cookies!”

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But they will take my cocaine!

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

And my bow.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

And genitals.