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So unfortunately not inside the celery itself, which would of course be significantly more fun :(
Now I'm wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it's so watery, then extract the drugs again later
I feel like that was the plot of an old Bond movie.
Or serve as a vehicle for bioaccumulation.
Mirepoix never was so amazing.
I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.
I’m just imagining ants on a log, but the peanut butter is meth
Pretty crazy that imported food is finding it's way into a farmer's market in the first place. My local farmers market is pretty stringent on what is allowed and eant proof that your produce or wares were produced within 100 miles of the city.
It was likely not the final selling point, just a convent place with lots of trucks and people to blend into. May have had one guy with a stall, but it was more likely a place to split it into other shipments.
Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway
I'd like to return the headline please