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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Are they BOTH running on a "more treats, less squirrels" platform!?

I can't even tell the parties apart any more...

This is why we need to get rid of the electrical college and implement a ranked petting and snuggles system. We don't want to vote for the lesser evil, we want a good boy!