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Neighbors in Arvada [CO] put up dueling political signs for their dogs (www.9news.com)

submitted 3 months ago by FireTower@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At this point I'd take a dog.

I'll take a dog and let him lead

We can vote on the law,

One nation under dog,

He'd be as loyal as he can be 🐶

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Are they BOTH running on a "more treats, less squirrels" platform!?

I can't even tell the parties apart any more...

This is why we need to get rid of the electrical college and implement a ranked petting and snuggles system. We don't want to vote for the lesser evil, we want a good boy!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'd rather vote for Chloe than anyone running for president right now, and I bet you we'd get a better president out of Chloe than Trump or Harris.