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Dino Nuggets Just as Big a Part of Woman’s Adult Diet as She Always Dreamed (reductress.com)
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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

seriously though, this kind of thing is basically what i've turned my diet into and it's fucking brilliant, find foods that you actively desire to eat and which are reasonably healthy and cheap.

Dogs are ecstatic about eating dry kibble every day, let yourself experience the same simple joy.