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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 44 points 2 months ago

Even our wildlife needs mobility scooters

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

but hey, we can always strap some fusion-powered mobility thrusters and it'll soar with the best of them, right?

(also, while we're at it, lets give them control of their shits and train them to shit on trump.)

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024

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