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[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "...They did what... to you?

No.

I will make them pay. You're fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: "Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong".]

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[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So I had a truck in the mid 90s with a back massage built in, it had 5 position settings and 3 intensities.

I'm telling you this because when left on and the truck was turned off, it would start with the vehicle at the default setting: directly under the ass and at 2 intensity... It never really bothered me until one day I got a very telling look from a mechanic when he handed it over.

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 7 points 2 months ago

When I posted this I didn't think one of y'all would actually relate this much 🤣

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