[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "...They did what... to you?
No.
I will make them pay. You're fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: "Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong".]
So I had a truck in the mid 90s with a back massage built in, it had 5 position settings and 3 intensities.
I'm telling you this because when left on and the truck was turned off, it would start with the vehicle at the default setting: directly under the ass and at 2 intensity... It never really bothered me until one day I got a very telling look from a mechanic when he handed it over.
When I posted this I didn't think one of y'all would actually relate this much 🤣
"Why the fuck do they always change the presets on my radio?!"
They always change my headlight switch from "auto" to "off". I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.
My car does that by itself enough already.
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