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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)

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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sobe vending machines please and I'll vote for you, SIR!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The flavor name "lizard fuel" always amused me for some reason.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Haha Their branding was somehow so effective.

I definitely had that lizard energy when I would drink those as a teen sitting around my room g*ming for endless hours without movement. I would drink the carrot one, I thought it would help balance the damage I was causing to my eyes from so much screentime, only found out years later that was British propaganda. My eyesight sucks now.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I definitely had that lizard energy when I would drink those as a teen sitting around my room g*ming for endless hours without movement. I would drink the carrot one, I thought it would help balance the damage I was causing to my eyes from so much screentime, only found out years later that was British propaganda. My eyesight sucks now.

Oh that takes me back, I did the exact same thing with that exact same flavor. meemaw

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Carrot Comrade. fidel-salute-big

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if they are in the original glass bottles.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Naturally! They had cans? Haha

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They switched to plastic. microplastics-cool

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, some protein. I don't remember those.