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[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago

This has scam written all over it. Might as well throw in a monorail.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

I hear those things are awfully loud.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

It glides as softly as a cloud.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago

Is there a chance the track could bend?

[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Not on your life, my Feddit friend.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

What about us braindead slobs?

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Were you sent here by the devil?

[-] homura1650@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No good Sir, I'm on the level.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Absolutely. Another deranged idea from another idiot asshole from the techbro community.

[-] brianary@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Literally the opposite of what Mr Burns did.

this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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