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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah

[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Now I'm wondering, surely someone has already made a language that's designed to read like scripture?

[–] glockenspiel@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

When did code reviews become this weird?