268
No Unyuns (lemmy.world)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago

I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals...

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 days ago

You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

That's a stated end point not instructions.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

That's what folding@home was all about

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

It would certainly explain the loud screaming

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 days ago

Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Same as unfolding them, but in reverse.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

It's a tad harder to fold them, but yeah pretty much the same, I just use one finger to unfold mine, but I've had a lot of practise.

[-] maniclucky@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I can't tell you everything, Michael

[-] maniclucky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But can you tell me anything?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 2 days ago

I don't think I'm explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

That's a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The plot foldens..

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
268 points (97.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26233 readers
2953 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS