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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
Middle out! Middle out!
https://youtu.be/Ex1JuIN0eaA?si=aQdrTujjqzhtNQKp
Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.
Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.
¿Por que no los dos?