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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Gonna give it a big slurp

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely wretched and revolting rat-salute

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

brainworms we like it here

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mine helps me scratch those hard to scratch spots

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Mine scratch my amygdala for me so good gives me the shivers

[–] morte@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMSWORMS

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Just the one worm actually but they can multiply if you're lucky :):):):)

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If I chop it into a hundred pieces will I have a hundred wiggly friends?

Also if I deep fry it, will it taste like an onion ring?

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

More like calamari. And no unfortunately this kills the worm

[–] morte@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[–] ozmathewitch@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

what a cute little pet!

[–] damnatum_seditiosus@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I'm not watching thet but I appreciate the share

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Hhha yes put me in your mouth