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[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Conversely, spotted this recently

[–] Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My high school boyfriend was a grower (and he wasn’t done actually growing taller when we dated, so it’s probably different now), but when he was totally soft, this is basically what his dick and balls looked like. I used to wonder how he aimed to pee, but I couldn’t figure out a way to ask it without crushing him, so I never did.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm a grower and it's pretty easy to aim, pretty hard to sit and pee sometimes when it's super shrunk.

Sometimes it's just pushing the tip down a little - it's pointed pretty right when retracted, sometimes it's easier to just stretch my penis to give enough to get two fingers onto

Don't worry about hurting a guy who's a grower by asking about his penis while it's small, maybe be boggled at how it gets so big when it's erect when starting so tiny

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not that short... It's pretty much average, right?

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

It's a good size.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] sykael@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago

Everything reminds me of him...

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hot dogball

WuW

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's brown pacman with the head of a dick in its mouth

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let me guess, procedural hot dog made with geometry nodes in Blender?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't make a hot dog ball by putting it in the blender, stupid, it becomes dust which you shouldn't breathe.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hotdog dust, don't breathe this.

[–] drunkman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

gobblin' deez nut

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jag älskar att det där var en grej

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hotdog Slider!

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What bothers me most is the unrealistic girth of the dog compared to the bun. Most dogs fit down into buns with the top of the dog slightly under the bun

I've eaten ones like this tho. Longer, but incredibly girthy.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, why has nobody made hot dog nuggets? Seems like a missed opportunity. Or maybe just a choking hazard.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Literal translation ball sausage and fun sausage.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

god i fucking love how our cuisine just doesn't give a single fuck and will try anything
it's not even that strange of an idea really, since meatballs are bog standard.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does this imply the balls are the fun part of the sausage?

Definitely the fun part.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

sausage is stored in the balls

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pacman eating a meatball of sorts

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

It’s a butthole on a bun of sorts