This is fake and gay. Literally
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.
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Dude is also genderless.
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!
I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.
bruh
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Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.
Depends on the context.
"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"
"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."
Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.
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People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.
Whatever you say, girliepop
I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that
Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about
Also queen, "James, you're such an Excel queen". I've seen this sort of use many times at my workplace. It doesn't have anything to do with gender or sexual orientation.
It's obviously more niche than "dude" but I've seen it before.
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This. I've got a fair few trans friends, and we're all in agreement - unless it's obvious we're talking in gendered terms based on context, "dude", "man", "bro", etc are just interjections, not reference to someone's gender. And, when we are talking in gendered contexts, we tend to be pretty clear about that.
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"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature
Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."
At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.
Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.
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I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped
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I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.
Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing
"You" used to be that word, but mfs didn't wanna say "thou" anymore so "you" has to pull double duty now
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This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...
"Cunt" it is, then.
Accidentally Australian /j
Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".
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It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻
Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".
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Or, just maybe. The person remarking is an asshole. It gives off the same energy as correcting grammar when talking with someone.
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Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.
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Why would she ask "How many dudes have you fucked?" to attack his position??
It seems like a completely different topic altogether. I call fake.
Oh and the gay part is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.
"what is up, my mammals?"
I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit
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