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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)
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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

did he really??

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (4 children)

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How are ya now?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good n you?

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not s'bad.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Can I try it on?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a degen

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Allegedly

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 days ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 12 points 2 days ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

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