"I'm Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there."
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Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.
FBI needs to pay attention to that man's search history...
Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he already isn't allowed within 50 miles of a school.
Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can't seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.
Quality post OP.
the arguably cooler sounding "Spinster"
You spin me right round, baby, right round...
Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating
It's quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A "spinster" was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.
So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.
Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren't, there must be something wrong with you.)
Well I’m unmarried, female and in my mid thirties and there’s definitely something wrong with me. I now identify as a spinster.
Keep spinnin, girl
You don’t even know how much I spin
My great grandmother's wedding certificate lists her as a spinster, at the ripe old age of 19. This was a little over 100 years ago, in 1914
Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!
Like a record baby
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When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?
When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.
Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps
Get outta my swamp you kids!
Crone is more about personality
When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.
People misspelling 'woman' annoys the hell out of me. It's literally 'man' prefixed by 'wo'. I don't know what bizarre process could lead to using 'women' instead. And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.
I feel like this image has more to be upset about than misnumbering the word woman.
That and "should of" should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.
Read: "head cut off" and agreed. Sry for that.
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I hate how there's always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. "Foid". I can guess it's some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.
It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".
Yeah that's what I figured. Bizarre all around. "Femoid" was too long for these pricks.
Cant have words longer than their penis
lol
No, it was too respectful towards women.
Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man
Can't speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19
I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf
This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...
Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?
I can ease your mind, it's only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.
I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she's a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
You don't need a special categorization for a hot twenty something. Her having procreated or not.
So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
Do I hear a banjo?
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
still milf, M for Mature
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