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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 19 points 4 days ago

You don't have to be so sour, dough.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

an offensive slurfaggot

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

oh no, there goes poland again

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

just loafin' around

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Say it don't spray it

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now listen here you little yeast..!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

That is absolutely how bread would swear.

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

For French bread, life is pain.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up

German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"

American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"