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No it is not as exciting as the title makes it out madeline-sadeline Still funny though.

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[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't do adventurism two-wolves-2

two-wolves-1 lol get em

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

i-cant we are in the weirdest fucking timeline

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

DO NOT TAKE AWAY MY TREATS frothingfash

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Treatlerism turned inwards

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I feel like this would not be happening at all if luigi-dance hadn't happened already.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dude got deprived of his treats. Proceeds to ~~touch grass~~ arson.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha

Of course it's fuckin' Fond du Lac

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the significance of Fond du Lac? I had never heard of the town before now.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just another small city in Wisconsin, mainly white and well-to-do

They always brag about how they have less crime than Milwaukee

And now, the worm has turned

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

leave me out of this buddy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I should have been more cognizant of our annelid comrades

I therefore amend my comment to "Who's laughing now fucknuts?"

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

70s "Those Damned Looney Kids"-themed crime thriller movie shit