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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Needs a good deep-cleaning. sicko-lea

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You wouldn't clean and owl

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You’re right, I wouldn’t. But the washing machine would. Nice and silky-smooth. twisted

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Oh, your feathers will be so soft and cuddly after you come out of the dryer. All the other owls will be so jealous. doggirl-grin

[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

Yes, i would hug the shit out of this lil thing

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

what was the name of those bird things from the dark crystal?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

You calling me a Skeksis?!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

I'm just asking questions!!

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This pic creeps me out and i dunno why

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

It's very uncanny for sure lol

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 18 hours ago

herro little one