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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 204 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's loss-less, not loss-none

[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dang it, was going to make this same joke lol

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

It's a good joke

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 161 points 5 days ago (9 children)

We really need someone other than Qualcomm & Apple to come up with lossless Bluetooth audio codecs.

TBF the whole Bluetooth audio situation is a complete mess

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 68 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Opus! It's a merge of a codec designed for speech (from Skype!) with one designed for high quality audio by Xiph (same people who made OGG/Vorbis).

Although it needs some more work on latency, it prefers to work on bigger frames but default than Bluetooth packets likes, but I've seen there's work on standardizing a version that fits Bluetooth. Google even has it implemented now on Pixel devices.

Fully free codec!

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Nobody needs lossless over Bluetooth

Edit: plenty of downvotes by people who have never listened to ABX tests with high quality lossy compare versus lossless

At high bitrate lossy you literally can't distinguish it. There's math to prove it;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyquist%E2%80%93Shannon_sampling_theorem

At 44 kHz 16 bit with over 192 Kbps with good encoders your ear literally can't physically discern the difference

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 11 points 5 days ago

The minute lossless becomes available wirelessly I’ll ditch my ridiculous headphone cable.

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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Bluetooth as a whole is kind of a mess if we’re being honest.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's what happens when you have a 25 year old protocol and try to maintain backwards compatibility through all of the versions.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The world of audio would be more of a mess if Bluetooth was developed scrapped and replaced according to what seems to be your recommendations. I'm glad they did it the way they did.

It's not time for change. Just alternatives for snobs.

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Can we name a more poorly implemented protocol? Probably. One used as much as Bluetooth? Probably not.

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[–] legion02@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 14 points 5 days ago

Correct. Qualcomm makes aptX

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[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 23 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Wait, did Apple implement its own codec? I thought even the Airpods Max used AAC, which is lossy.

As for Qualcomm, only aptX Lossless is lossless and I'm not aware of many products supporting it (most supports aptX HD at most)

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the problem (imo) isn't lossy v lossless. It's that the supported codecs are part of the Bluetooth standard and they were developed in like the 90s.

There are far better codecs out there and we can't use them without incompatible extensions on Bluetooth.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

There's a push for Opus now, it's the perfect codec for Bluetooth because it's a singular codec that fits the whole spectrum from low bandwidth speech to high quality audio, and it's fully free

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[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] uis@lemm.ee 15 points 4 days ago

Many lossless codecs are lossy codecs + residual encoders. For example FLAC has predictor(lossy codec) + residual.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 78 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Ah, misleading use of terminology that indicates one thing, but will win in court even if it actually means, or can later be said to mean, another.

I hope those involved in helping companies win these lawsuits choke on bones from food sold as boneless. Because that won a court case after "boneless" was redefined as a cooking method.

I don't want them to choke to death. Just a little lesson, you know?

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I vote they choke indefinitely. But not to death; I want them to die of old age, spending decade upon decade choking endlessly.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I work in pro AV and so many companies do this. Wow, you say LOSSLESS video on a valens chip? Oh, you've never actually done a side-by-side conparison, have you..

Extron differentiates between lossless and "visually lossless" which I appreciate.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I remember when unlimited minutes plans for cell phones meant 300 minutes.

Or when Comcast had unlimited downloads which was capped at 2 TB.

These shitty companies know exactly what they are doing.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 5 days ago (5 children)

As unfortunate as the naming misdirection is, I have to say: LDAC sounds significantly better (to me) than other Bluetooth codecs I have tried. It also works on Linux and android with no issues whatsoever. Open source is good.

I use it with a pair of Sony XM5's, which can also be used in wired mode, so you kind of get the best of both worlds.

[–] sus@programming.dev 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

at high signal strength LDAC should default to 990kbps.. which is kind of ridiculous since it's so high it's higher than some lossless codecs, like uncompressed 16-bit 48kHz. (which is higher than standard CD quality)

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Uncompressed 16 bit 48KHz stereo is 1536 kbps, which is just slightly higher than what bluetooth 5 is capable of.

[–] sus@programming.dev 22 points 5 days ago

Oh I forgot about stereo, ha.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The bitrate is manually enforceable on Linux, too

*specifically using PipeWire

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Could also stand for Lazy DumbAss Cat if the pic is any relation

[–] reminiscensdeus@lemm.ee 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Does this meme format / cat have a name? I was trying to find the raw version the other day and could not.

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 60 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

> knowyourmeme link

> look inside

> cat

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[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] shifty@leminal.space 16 points 5 days ago

"On 17 September 2019, the Japan Audio Society (JAS) certified LDAC with their Hi-Res Audio Wireless certification."

Something something oxymoron. Bluetooth is trash, its why I still use wired whenever I can.

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[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

To my knowledge it's lossless in CD quality only, in high-res modes it becomes lossy

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