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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (11 children)

finish the sentence

It's fun to make fun of Ted Cruz...

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

The zodiac killer

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But he needs that thick mane to keep his widdle ears warm from the cold Texas winter.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

The snowflakes at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas.

...but have you tried running him over?

[–] Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hate to see his face in my news
I do not care for his views
I'd like to see him choke on some shoes.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

~~fun~~ required

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

...but anaphylaxis is no laughing matter.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

And all of his far-right views?

I feel like either nobody else understood the assignment, or I didn't.

[–] whuwu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

always and forever, amen.

Found Ted's account

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

, but not to bake buns with Ted Cruz?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Asbestos be like

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hailing from Booger Hole, West Virginia...in the very skimpy silk briefs he's chosen to wrestle in...

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ravishing Rick rude died at the age of 39. So every time you’d see his insane jawline, wrinkled face and huge just ache, you were looking at a guy in his late 20s early 30s.

The big boss man had a 20+ year career and died at 41

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 27 points 1 week ago

Their heart is throbbing with cholesterol

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This should be the official portrait of lemmyshitpost.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This should be my official Linkedin portrait.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey it's not nice to use pictures of Stavros Halkias like that

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Stavvy never had that full of a head of hair and you know it.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This must be Rafael Cruz

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

This looks more like the bottom of my compost container during warm and damp days.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is that a real picture? :0

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just mean that Ted doesn’t suddenly have long hair and more chins than usual.

Have you seen him in person? Maybe it's everything else that's shopped.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

He's giving off strong Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vibes there lol

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Hot take he looks attractive

Edit: that's ted cruz? i hate face blidness

I'm reporting you to the .ml admins

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There really is someone for everyone.

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Dang, he's twice the man he used to be

No joke if you shaved his face he would look like Greg the hammer valentine

[–] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Richard Cruzman

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Looks like Zodiac has been bulking into his fat cat role. "The cheesecake helps me forget how many people hate me. I can almost forget that I now suck the dick of a man who made fun of my wife on international TV."

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like the average reddit mod.