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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 38 minutes ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 36 minutes ago

Okay, this isn't a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you're bleeding from a ricochet sliver.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

[–] juan@lemmings.world 4 points 48 minutes ago

No it's to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago

Same result, but the liberal asks Israel who should have the gun.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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