They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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So basically there are 2 fascists in the room.
Scratch a liberal...
it's a conceal carry, i do nothing with it.
Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.
Just crushingly depressingly accurate
But the rules say that I have to! And dont I want to show how much better than them I am at following the rules?
Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.
Okay, this isn't a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you're bleeding from a ricochet sliver.
I mean It could of been a really shitty lock
*Sells
Hide the gun, stand back, and wait. Then beat whoever's still breathing once the others are done killing each other. Now they're alone and still have 2 bullets.
Same result, but the liberal asks Israel who should have the gun.
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