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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Well its definitely not wolfenstein. They made that game too political. Do not elaborate further as to why

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

My favorite game was when we picked up grass blades and held them just right and blew on them to make a whirring noise.

Something like that. I barely remember anymore. What time is the oatmeal?

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Street Fighter. I refuse to acknowledge the sequel because it went woke and added a feeeemale.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Modded Disco Elysium where you play as Racist Lorry Driver.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

berdly-smug you said what your favorite game was but not why, thereby breaking your own rules. You forfeit sir.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't finish typing you broke the rules by not sayng you're game, nerd!

I don't have to say my game I already won because you lost!

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite game is E.T. for the Atari because runoff from the cartridges in the landfill is literally in my tap water, so you could say I imbibe a bit of it every single day of my life

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

You can't drink Atari games. They can only be absorbed via skin and aerosol, you ignoreamous.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bad faith?

I have a bad tummy ache

kitty-cri-potato

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

What if I get a tummy ache from eating eucharistic wafers? What then?

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Quest 64 was the first available rpg for N64. As a big fan of the genre i can tell y'all it was an incomparable experience. Nothing has matched the feelings i went thru playing that game after reading about it on Nintendo power, mowing lawns for weeks while dreaming of a game to scratch the itch my recent entrance to the genre, chrono trigger and FF7.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry can you please properly phrase that as a question i.e. put a question mark at the end of the sentence. I don't want to waste my time answering something from someone who cannot at least respect proper grammar.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Full stop after "sorry". Comeon do better.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Oh. Okay. So we're doing ad hominems now huh. Very mature. I just wanted to share my enthusiasm for the Final Fantasy Tactics series and you can't even afford me basic common decency and respect. I'm out.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not a real Pokémon fan unless you've played the fantastic rom hack called Pokémon: My Ass Version.

Gamefreak are so lazy they keep making games for babies when they should focus on updating the series for the modern day.

But they won't make it dark and mature (because of woke), so it was up to the wonderful fans that make Pokemon: My Ass Version to step in and make a Pokemon game for real Gamers.

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah enough of this kid stuff i'm ready for a pokemon show with real poke-balls

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you didn't buy the FF7 NFTs then you are not a real ecoterrorist.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Definitely. Ecoterrorism means doing terrorism on the environment.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

avalanche

(posting this emoji cleared 800 hectares of the Amazon rainforest)

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my favorite video game is Shitty Game 4: Stupid Shovelware Crap No One Asked For (Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series). i like it because uhhhh it had graphics

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Your game has graphics? Sounds pretty girly.

Why can't I find a gf who loves DOS command line games from the 80s like I do 😭

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't waste my time with mindless drivel like video "games". I'm much too busy reading or working on my various side hustles.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

This is what's wrong with the younger generation. All work and no respect for their elders. No wonder my adult children don't return my calls.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

freddi fish 5 because it's not woke! frothingfash

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you know where that pic comes from? I've always wondered.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

It's a jan6 rioter.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Detroit: Become Human is objectively the best video game. And you are not entitled to an explanation, do your own research.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

My favorite video game is the game of Go, which is objectively the best game and technically counts as a video game because you can play it online. Well, I can play it online, because I'm so smart and sophisticated. They rest of you should probably stick with your flashy children's games 💅

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

world of warcraft, managerial experience