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[–] brian@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

found the following in our codebase the other day.

while(booleanFlag)
    return;

thhere wasn't more in the loop body, that was it. the loop conditional does exist and it can hurt you.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can it hurt you, though? My guess would be every sane compiler and interpreter optimizes this.

[–] brian@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

the codebase readability certainly suffers, and this isn't the only case of shenanigans like this

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I once went to the computer of a class mate and opened stdio.h and added #define while(x) if(x). He was so confused. 🤣

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you know python for loops have an else clause?

Did you also know it runs after the loop iterator is done, and not when there was never anything to iterate over at all?

https://docs.python.org/3/reference/compound_stmts.html#for

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That actually seemed quite useful at first.

[–] Vigge93@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your point about it not running when there is nothing to iterate over is incorrect. The else-statement runs when the iterator is exhausted; if the iterator empty, it is exhausted immediately and the else-statement is executed.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's intended as "not only when" because it would make sense to have an "if empty" case but the way it is, it doesn't make sense

[–] Vigge93@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it does make sense, it's a "did this loop exit naturally? If so, do x". This makes a lot of sense if you, for example, have a loop that checks a condition and breaks if that condition is met, e.g. finding the next item in a list. This allows for the else statement to set some default value to indicate that no match was found.

Imo, the feature can be very useful under certain circumstances, but the syntax is very confusing, and thus it's almost never a good idea to actually use it in code, since it decreases readability a lot for people not intimately familiar with the language.

Edit: Now, this is just guessing, but what I assume happens under the hood is that the else statement is executed when the StopIteration exception is recieved, which happens when next() is called on an exhausted iterator (either empty or fully consumed)

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Couldn't you just handle this with:


breakflag = False

for x in iterator:

     if breakcondition(x):
            breakflag = True
            break  
     dostuff()
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Thinking about it, it totally makes sense and has in inherent logic, even tho it's not intuitive

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Through the magic of make, you can write code that changes if statements to while loops then changes it back after compilation passes or fails.

I only give good advice.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
int main() {
    useless:
    int x = 10;
    if (1) {
        goto useless;
    }
}
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

Yea, I saw C style and was disappointed when it didn't abuse gotos.

[–] Minizarbi@jlai.lu 6 points 2 days ago

This is the real way!

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Statements that start with # in C/C++ are known as preprocessor directives, that is, they are executed before compilation begins. OP has used a #define which will replace any instance of A (IF(x)) with B (while (x)) in the code.

So the IF statement is really just a while statement.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But what is it in reference to? What's the "infamous if loop"?

[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah, I believe that would be this image from a college course.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

I always wondered why I always had a hard time making developers not call "if" a "loop".
Turns out it was on their tests.

Glad I didn't read my college material, or I would have lost faith in my college professors.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

It just occurred to that in Yorkshire dialect a while loop would actually be an until loop. Directives to the rescue!

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

"Infamous" just refers to newbies who sometimes call if statements "if loops". I've heard this quite a bit.

[–] Reil@beehaw.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They used a macro to make 'IF' (which is distinctly not 'if') map to 'while'. So it's really a while(1) loop, which will repeat forever, or until the program is terminated, whichever comes first.

Someone's just being silly.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thx!

'IF' (which is distinctly not 'if')

Is this something needed "for the meme" or something with this macro or C/C++? Or why the case-sensitivity here? I only know languages like Java, Python, JS. Unfortunately the ancient tongue is not known to me.

[–] Reil@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

It's not really that important to the joke, since I'm pretty sure you can also replace keywords like 'if' with the preprocessor. It's just that preprocessor macros are typically (style, not syntax) ALL_CAPS_WITH_UNDERSCORES.

It's just another clue that that block isn't actually an if-block, since C is case sensitive and 'IF' wouldn't actually work.

[–] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

#define if while // 🤪

10 print "All Work, No Play"

20 goto 10

30 end

[–] tamlyn@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

i have a colleague always saying if loop (in our language). I'm a bit to shy to tell him his mistakes... People easily hate me but i would like to...

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 3 days ago

int* ihadatonepointforgottenaboutpoundefinesyoubastard {};