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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Guess I'm posting for free.

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[โ€“] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fedposting don't worry comrade. i also got fired, but im in talks with the chinese posting division. once i get in i'll be sure to give you a reference, you do excellent work

Oh good luck. I've been working on mastering Rednotes UI. ๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh nononononononononono! The last thing I'd ever do is let Johnathon fucking China save my job at Langley monitoring leftists. The idea that I'd have to look at his smug fucking face as I ask for help makes me want to cry, puke, and shit at the same time. xigma-male

[โ€“] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

he's quite handsome in person

[โ€“] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Should've taken that buyout econony stonks-down

[โ€“] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you I'm funded by a black budget dark pool scrub git gud git upper eschel- hold on there's someone knocking on my door brb.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What? They didn't fire me.

[โ€“] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hunter, everyone in the office knows you were laid off in '21 and you don't need to keep coming in and posting. I know Elizabeth's refused to deactivate your keycard but now more than ever you don't have to keep coming in for free.

[โ€“] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My country needs me. What's going to happen to the free world if these filthy communists aren't distracted by my posting? Everyone knows I'm the only one that can get the job done.

Bit idea: c/LangleyLounge where we roleplay as federal agents pretending to be communists but then someone is too real with it and we determine who's actually posting from Langley, Virginia