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[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Wow. The onion went on hard on this one.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And remember, safety first. Always have extra ammunition on hand in case the feds show up.”

Sheesh, the advice is behind the times already.

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago