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Trump Consults Legal Team to Figure Out Hush Money Payments After Fucking Nation (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this is how we get UBI, so be it.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

he ain't gonna be paying.. we will

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that one was consensual.

For a change.