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Elon Musk Makes Generous Donation to Erectile Dysfunction Therapy Startup for Absolutely No Reason in Particular (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can this be the top news story for a while?

Edity: Fuck me it's The Onion.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

It's a dangerous game to be subscribed to both the onion and not the onion.

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He needs help getting it up to fuck rump

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Flip it around is more accurate

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

If I had the painting skills I would!

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Elon becoming a butt stuff advocate? No thank you

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

posted on thehardtimes.net, i guess the writers don't have a need for that startup at least