Technology

Yes, I am.

Shortcut for ICE. Yes. Yes I am.

Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

Hire contractors? They can just ask, I'll even link them the bad things I've said.

ICE is precisely the kinda thing the "The Department Of Homeland Security" would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn't also full of shit.

Fuck ICE

the agency is soliciting pitches from private companies to monitor threats across the internet — with a special focus on social media.

We wouldn’t want to be held back by any restrictions placed on actual law enforcement agents, I guess?

My assumption is they will get taken to the cleaners by some company that will set up an AI monitor that barfs false positives at the agency all day.

Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.

Hey, ICE, I'm posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.

Fuck you ICE, you're a low quality wack organization filled with scum who couldn't even make it as regular cops.

You bring shame to your own mothers.

I am

No prob ICE, fuck you.

Remember that constitution they loved so much?

Fuck ICE

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

FUCK ICE

Fuck ICE

All my homies are c/HydroHomies

Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.

what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american

Fuck ICE!

I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

ICE is jerks.

(Posted from the DHS wifi)

I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂

Fuck ICE. pieces of shit

ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.

Fuck ICE

If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.

i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.

Fuck ICE

The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.

ICE is a buch of racist maggots.

Only pedos work at ICE.

Fuck ICE

Yes, I am. Any other questions?

ICE is the modern day Gestapo.

Not sure if that's a negative thing in their eyes though.

Yes I am.

Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

Fuck ICE

ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.

So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.

The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.

Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.

I am, there saved them the trouble.

Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.

ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰

ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.