A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

Have you considered breast feeding?

Mixing the pellets and wet food is what boyfriends crave.

just saw a video on nebula about a kid eating about 70 chicken nuggets every day for 7 years and nothing else. he did go blind, but the average relationship will not last that long, so problem solved.

Feed me something healthy so I don't die at 40

I have no idea what those things on the left are.

In the past week or two I be cooked with horse, venison and reindeer. All more moral meats than factory farmed, imo. Delicious as fuck when you known what you're doing.

On a sidenote, the small store I got the reindeer from.. I told the shopkeep how the reindeer had been wonderful when I got some more venison from them, and how I was enjoying eating cruelty free meat. Perhaps she didn't really listen too what I said as her answer was to offer me some veal. (I did buy it though but that's so immoral in comparison, sort of glad I fucked up the dish with too many mushrooms so I didn't particularly enjoy the veal.)

This reindeer was great:

I'm not high on presentation but I was taking pictures for my food log for health reasons so I put a basil leaf on top. That's gluten and dairy free though, as it's gluten-free pasta. Which suck in general, btw, this is the only acceptable one I've found (Rummo).

I start by slow-cooking veggies for a few hours, mirepoix/soffritto style but with large veggies instead of diced. During that take the mince out to warm and rub some salt and spices into it. Then flash it in a hot pan and add to sauce and start building tomato and red wine based sauce around those. Simple, just takes a bit of time.

Oh and that leek? Literally thicker bigger than my arm. Unit of a leek. (That's a piece of it and further in the background than you might think.)

Pizza is highly recommended.

The sad thing is I work at a small office with a half dozen nerdy dudes in their late 20s/early 30s and that is literally how all of them eat.

Pet boyfriend, huh?

What's the husband food look like?

No veggies? No dessert?