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Based off of the try-hard linkedin douches I know I'd say:
- The Art of War
- Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
- The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
- Rich-dad poor-dad
- The Art of the Deal
If this is the approach, Infinite Jest and War and Peace are solid options. Maybe Oversized Penises for Dummies.
Fuck great call. I thought having two "war" novels might make the joke worse but Infinite Jest is peak big brain public masturbation reading material
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Habits of Highly Successful People
Art.
And once you've finished:
Rev. Owen Thomas
He should know. He already read a different book about a guy who was hung like this:
Lolita while furrowing your brow and shaking your head so everyone knows you disagree with the protagonist's actions.
But make sure you shake your head the whole time so people know you disagree with irrational numbers.
Surviving Life With Your Gigantic Penis by Chris Boden.
Yes, that's the title of an actual book.
If you mean reading performatively ALOUD on public transportation, there's only one choice: The Bible, King James Version.
While I agree I prefer the Ving Rhames version
just realized I was actually in possession of the LeAnn Rimes version, unbeknownst to me
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I won't accept this anti pigeon rhetoric.
Why Civil Resistance Works by Eric Chenoweth & Maria Stephan
Is the answer the implied threat of uncivil resistance?
House of Leaves. That way if anyone notices you’re holding it upside down they’ll just think you’re really into it. And if anyone asks you what it’s about you can say “I have no fucking clue what’s happening, there’s a house I think?” and you’ll be correct.
Um. I think it's pretty easy to understand, but it's all a meta-narrative with an unreliable narrator.
The narrative devices are quite ingenious.
I watched a video essay on MyHouse.wad. I've never played Doom or read House of Leaves. Now I don't need to do either.
I love the book, just gently poking fun.
Oh god do people think you're being performative when you read in public transport?
Only people who don't read.
Is the new thing making fun of people who read on the train? I do it all the time ☹️
John said "reading performatively" - so, unless you're doing that...
Thankfully the people in charge of deciding whether your actions are performative or not have great judgment
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Anything by Chuck Tingle
Is there a book about how Ayn Rand was a total piece of shit that helped ruin America?
Moby Dick. It is free, unnecessarily long, really wordy, and mostly boring.
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You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.
There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.
Can reccomend the the epic of Gilgamesh, just be sure you don't actually enjoy reading it, or else you'd just be reading on the bus...
A nearly monotone, apathetic reading of The Stranger or The Plague.
A Critique of Pure Reason
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