They’re preparing a stockpile of spears and chainmail so they can rule uncontested over whatever is left of America by the end of the year.
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Considering what they’ve done so far.. I’d say it’s an improvement.
Well still better than trying to "find bipartisanship" that these idiot leaders keep talking about.
Maybe the democrats need a media apparatus to propagandize people against whatever the republicans want to do 🙄
Jeezus, they need to only have people under the age of 50 to revitalize any messaging. An anthem from a washed up pop star celeb is not going to do shit. Celebs are a turn off. The election not 3 months ago proved that.
Oh, so they've finally decided to do anything at all? I wish this wasn't the Onion, because I'm really starting to think the democrats got what they wanted when he was elected.