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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

https://kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/english.ogg (from back when many english speakers were still insistent that the i in Linux should be pronounced "eye")

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 4 points 6 hours ago

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 hours ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 24 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I say PSQL as Pee Sequel

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 hours ago

I still say it this way in my head...

[–] thisistricky@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

That's great actually!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 hours ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When I first encountered it, it was by hearing it. It took longer than it probably should have to recognize that when people talked about “engine x”, they meant “in-jinks”

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

I heard it spoken first as well, but I ended up seeing it in text form not long after. I think it would have been more confusing if that hadn't been the era of internet companies thinking they were clever if they dropped a letter (usually a vowel).

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 10 points 12 hours ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

To be or not to be, that is the question

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (6 children)

NGNX, the other tetragrammaton.

Although I'm Jewish, so I should probably write it N-NX.

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 18 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

I can't read no, I can't read my butterface~

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[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 42 points 20 hours ago (7 children)
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[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 7 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

If you want people to pronounce your project name correctly you should spell it that way. Having a FAQ on pronunciation means you've messed up and lost already. Want it to be called "Engine X"? Call it "Engine X".

My favourite is SAP not wanting people to call it Sap but to spell it out S.A.P. Well sorry, but it's a CVC word, literally the first kind of word everyone learns.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 11 minutes ago

even a dash, ngin-x, would do it really

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu -2 points 6 hours ago

Do our USAian overlords now require us to submit names to ensure those won't be mispronounced on purpose? You people are insufferable.

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