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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 42 minutes ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Hm, my guess would be either "cube control" or "cube C-T-L".

EDIT (2025-02-28T09:02Z): Hm, actually, given that it's for Kubernetes, maybe it's "koob control" or "koob C-T-L"…?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

En Guh Inks

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

Or with a Đ.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

https://kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/english.ogg (from back when many english speakers were still insistent that the i in Linux should be pronounced "eye")

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 12 hours ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 27 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

I say FAQ as fuck you.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 13 hours ago

I still say it this way in my head...

[–] thisistricky@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

That's great actually!

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 3 points 11 hours ago

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 25 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 14 hours ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

To be or not to be, that is the question

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 21 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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