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[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

Or.... Clean up your dog's shit.

[-] Sylver@lemmy.world 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

[-] victron@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 24 points 1 year ago

It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

[-] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You're right, it could be. But I don't think I've seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don't need privacy fences.

[-] frenchyy94@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

The EU has an area of 4.234.564km². Texas 695.621km².

So Texas is a mere 16,4% of the EU.

In what world is that "most of the EU"?

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe they heard somewhere that most EU countries can fit in Texas. A lot of them are small. If you go by number of countries it may be most of them.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

And the U.S. has an area of 9,833,520 km^2^, meaning the U.S. is only about 2 1/3 times the size of the E.U., and that makes me realize:

That dude clearly knows nothing but propaganda, and this is actually why it's so dangerous. His perception of the real world is so twisted that he doesn't even see the basic geography of the world for what it is. Those land mass distortions were often pushed on purpose for racist reasons, i.e. Africa has typically been portrayed as a smaller continent than the rest when that is... not... true... at all...

So follow me here, this guy is very likely racist against Europeans.

When he himself is most likely an American White guy.

Figure that out in your head if you can

Sure, but you can see a privacy fence in the picture.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago
[-] tilcica@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer

[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.

[-] tilcica@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc

[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.

[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

OP is just posting a meme. It wasn't their dog.

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Circle of life.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago

Now this is a proper shitpost

[-] Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Will you be doing it again this year?

[-] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago
[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

or carve them up with a shank an put a light source in their gourd

[-] LeanSock@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

But how did they grow up there?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Pumpkins are vegetable whores.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Os it unhealthy to eat poopkins? if not that's a win win win

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The likely hood of the poopkins being dangerous is incredibly low. And after you wash them it drops to almost nonexistent. Most issues with using poop as fertiliser comes from it being incorrectly at the wrong time.

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Do it again!

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

...memes? How exactly is this a meme? Wrong community, I believe.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.

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