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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 10 points 4 months ago

Worse, he's a businessman

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 33 points 4 months ago

The future of the end of civilization 👌

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Renewable energy presents a lot of opportunities for African countries to get out of post colonial dependence. That's why the right hate it so much.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ you fucking idiot bastards

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Horse drawn carriage is the future, says buggy whip maker.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
  • says extremely powerful, offensively wealthy, politically well-positioned buggy industry's spokesperson.
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 21 points 4 months ago

Fossil fuels are the future. Until they're not.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I really hope someone's keeping a list of all these traitors to the species and the ecosystem.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and they all stink