It finally caught up to me
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Asphyxiation
Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?
Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.
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In an accident.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
I’ll never know. I blinked.
Happily.
🤨
My flame will be extinguished.
Meh…
I'm not sure I want to know...
lol idk
Lots of beans
Tree
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
I guess I'm not growing old
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
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Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
Whelp...
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
I've seen Monty Python before.
I don't think its widely used anymore
Mine is pretty obvious.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
The OTHER cat got me.
Uhhh
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
I am commanded…. by the clits 😟
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
An undercover Corgi mission.
beaten to death with a hoe
All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
Some kind of internet last stand.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Painfully, I'd assume
The fucking Russians, of course.
Sounds unpleasant.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
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