this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 5 hours ago

Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I don't really want to look at this man.

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[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

it looks like an earphone.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I do not want to look

[–] infinitejones@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

[–] Retropunk64@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 minutes ago

It's meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.

I got a hockey net last time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 day ago (22 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

[–] happydoors@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

[–] match@pawb.social 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

Then go somewhere else

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Those get stuck far more often as well.

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