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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

For anybody who thinks that animals in their natural environment are all happy...yeah imagine living for decades without any sort of dental care. Evolution is about surviving, not thriving.

It's odd to me that anyone fantasizes about nature in general being peaceful. Especially when the plot of most nature documentaries can be summarized as "fall in love with this creature, then experience the stress of watching it struggle desperately to survive."

[–] pdqcp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago

This little cunt of mine tended to inflame every other month instead of teething already. I decided to remove it, and I ended up spending almost 2 hours in surgery because it had fused into another tooth. Instead of coming out cleanly, it broke and a few fragments were left behind

Doc said it was okay to leave it as it would be absorbed or come out again eventually. Almost a year later, and the little prick sends his regards by inflaming my face completely and having to rush to surgery again.

Hopefully it was the end of that. Fuck this SOB

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Human mandible shrank a bit the last millenia, probably thanks to the rise of agricolture and easily chewable food, but that left less space for teeth to grow properly

[–] Fluke@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Intelligent Design"

Fucking LOL

[–] roguesignal@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think a lot of folks assume that evolution means "all the crappy stuff whittled out over time, and only the good stuff remains" when in fact I think evolution aims for "eh, they reproduced. Good enough"

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago

Creationist love to bring up all the wonderful things in the world. They tend not to bring up things like the recurrent laryngeal nerve or bot flies.

In fact, I think they're confused as to why science would even bring these up. If evolution is a religion (as they often claim), why would that religion point to something so weird or ugly? The answer is that evolution just is, and it does weird and ugly things sometimes. Our job is to study the weird and ugly things it makes while also finding a better moral system than mere evolution.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Mine were growing directly sideways. I'm an evolutionary failure.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So were mine. They had to shatter most of them to get them out.

Passed out from the pain the first time I tried to eat post operation, lol

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

With the pain killers! Found out that I'm very sensitive pain that day.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

Oh wow, that sucks. I still have trauma's from my lift bottom wisdom tooth (and my crackling jaw sometimes reminds me of it), but I don't really remembering such pain. They numbed half my mouth during the procedure, so I didn't feel anything (apart from the hammering and drilling moving my entire head). It definitely sucked when I got home, but the pain wasn't too bad

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Yea I got dry sockets after, even after being really careful. It was a nightmare. I remember lying on the floor on the carpet drooling trying to eat mac n cheese.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I guess I should buy a lottery ticket, then, because my wisdom teeth came in pretty much straight. The only problem I ever have is getting anything back there for cleaning.

[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

Mine ARE growing directly sideways 🫠 at least the bottom ones

[–] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

Evolution meant to tell you to get out of the gene pool.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

my wisdom teeth surgery was the best sleep ive ever had

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I gained some semblance of consciousness and heard crunching before I drifted back out.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

I remember they were really worried that I wasn't waking up from my surgery that was scheduled from 7am to 8am. They also scolded my dad for coming in and telling "c'mon get up it's time to go" until they saw me finally getting up and groaning about it being too early. You'd think it was their first experience with a teenager...

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Oh yes, the Geological Faultocalized inside my mouth. I had four of them.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 123 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Evolutionarily, it only matters that you reproduce.

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can‘t even do that. The reason: Skill issue

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 1 week ago

So that’s evolution at work.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Pre-dentistry, a bunch of your teeth would have fallen out before your wisdom teeth came in. There would have been space for the wisdom teeth so they wouldn't need to come in sideways.

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 1 week ago (6 children)

We used to have larger mouths, they've been shrinking as we evolved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_jaw_shrinkage

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Are you sure about that? We lost so many teeth after the industrialisation of sugar production (machines and slavery) but I'm not sure how bad it was before then.

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is what gets me about the sentiment of "humans lived for hundreds of thousands of years without toothpaste/sunscreen/antibiotics/vaccines/etc and we were just fine!"

My dude, we were most definitely not fine. A lot of people died painful and preventable deaths, many of them children, and we're around today because existing that way was just good enough to keep us going as a species.

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[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Me some years ago

Can still hear the sound of them breaking it to get it out

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"You really shouldn't be awake for this" - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

We don't do general anesthesia for most things dental related here in NL. But after hearing the sound bounce around in my head I wish we did.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Fuck me, my ex-wife told me she wasn’t put to sleep but thank god I was.

Then again I had 8 teeth broken off my jaw because so maybe I was a special case …

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, see, your mistake is brushing your teeth and living past 30. If your back molars were properly rotten enough to gracefully pop out when the wisdoms grew in, and then you died before that one rotted and you couldn't chew anymore, you wouldn't have any problems.

Literally.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ancient humans had surprisingly good teeth. They weren't soaked in acid and sugar.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Depends on where they were and what they were eating. Humans are really amazing in that we can eat almost anything that's not a straight up tree, and we've existed across the planet in just about every ecological niche. I remember reading somewhere they could estimate the age of desert burial/skeleton remains on how worn the teeth are due to the sand getting in the food. But I'm sure no processed sugar is pretty beneficial tho

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Not all. Pre industrial humans where I live ate a lot of slow roasted cactus. After 2 days buried with hot stones the cactus hearts were caramelized. I've tasted it prepared in the traditional manner and it's just syrup in a leaf. Delicious, and I have no doubt it was great energy for people that had to walk miles every day.

Anyone that lived past 30 had their teeth rot right out of their head, according to the archiological record.

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