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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
Factorio.
I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory
Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave.
No pollution, no biters.
Very doable.
Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.
You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.
Eternity awaits.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
SCP fan
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
You're a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.
Well then it'll take divine intervention to kill me
Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.
Dark Souls/Elden Ring
It's not like I can die so it's not that bad. It's worse.
Elden Ring is the world that is entirely devoid of hope, where many golden eras are all long past like millennia ago. There maybe another golden era coming, but it could just be a gilded age.
Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green
Cyberpunk 2077. But I don't have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.
Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!
Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.
Not sure if there's any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.
So... Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔
It's nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is..
I have never put much thought into one I'd deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such.. But I don't think I'd be able to pick just one.
My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.
Keng mi luck mi gonya kom sif wabelta nakángego ere setashan dédeya wowk tumal wit rashang ereluf unte owkwa showxa kewe mi livit suck da big felota. Kowltim tenye luck pashang mal. Unte nawang pochuye mi fo mi belta so mal.
The factory must grow!
I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character
Stardew you'd at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie
I'm excited to see if I can channel. Of course, the reds will try to kill me if I succeed... but still worth a shot!
You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?
HELL YEAH!
Elder Scrolls... So here's hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.
Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)
Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.
Brandon Sanderson's cosmere. Kinda even chances between being instantly killed, enslaved, selling my soul to make a living or being stuck in the same office job I already have, but this time I'm Magneto.
Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I'd actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
I think I'd be pretty screwed. I'd most likely be living in some remote, forgotten village, trying to eke out enough of a living to pay the local lord for the privilege, while trying to avoid my home being raided by Aiel, or Seanchan, or Dragonsworn, or one of the other dozen armies roaming the countryside. Or maybe I'd be serving in one of those armies, fodder for the front lines, going up against enemies with no qualms about using the One Power for killing.
There's a tiny, remote chance that I could be studying in one of the schools in Cairhien or Caemlyn, trying to push technology out of the dark ages, which would be pretty cool. But that still comes with the risk of being a target of Darkfriends and the Forsaken, which is less cool.
